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Billy's Ego Presents: Songs About Stationwagons

by Billy's Ego

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1.
I wanna be a rock-n-roll star Drive a phat a$$ car Do a different starlet every night I wanna hang with Fabio and eat at Spago Drink imported beer. I've got a right I'll be an E! True Hollywood Story Sell the house. I'm bound for glory Think I'll learn to play guitar I know they'll steal my porno movie f***in' groovie All the chickies are getting wet I wanna be a rock-n-roll star Drive a phat a$$ car MTV with no regret I wanna holiday in Aspen Do some drugs and be a "has been" Think I'll learn to play guitar I'll be an E! True Hollywood Story Sell the house. I'm bound for glory I'll be an E! True Hollywood Story I've got a lot going for me yeah, yeah, yeah
2.
Jackson 03:15
There's a guy whos got my name in Jackson. Nicest sum-a-bitch you'd ever meet. And people say he sounds like Hoyt Axton. Powdered toast is all he'll ever eat. There's a guy who looks like me in Mississippi. Drives a busted '83 Econoline. And he's rough around the edges but he ain't no hippy. Coolest motherfucker you're apt to find. It's a good thing that he's way out there in Jackson. At least I know my woman's being true. But if she ain't I'll drag out my ol' shot gun. Drive to Mississippi and shoot him through. I think that guy's gonna ruin my reputation. Spends his days helping grannys accross the street. People say he's me but that's speculation. But those sure look like my shoes upon his feet. It's a good thing that he's way out there in Jackson. At least I know my woman's being true. But if she ain't I'll drag out my ol' shot gun. Drive to Mississippi and shoot him through. Drive to Mississippi and shoot him through. Drive to Mississippi and shoot him through.
3.
I don't understand why the dawn has gotta come so early in the morning Or why the night has got to be so dark. Been thinking 'bout eating chocolate marshmellow moonpies or kissing all the strangers in the park. And Saturday don't mean a thing to me when I can't get up and find a thing to do but I'm nearly over you. And I can almost sleep the whole way through the night. It's never been just black or white with only a candle light and I'm nearly over you. I'm nearly over you. I'm thinkin' Mondays probably really aren't that bad but Tuesday coulda been a better day. Shoes on the floor looking up at me. They're the only thing that moves that haven't already got up and walked away. Wednesday is the only day it takes to make me feel this way. I can start anew 'cause I'm nearly over you. Friday comes to noon to find me bored again. Can't remember what I said but I'm still not dead and I'm nearly over you. I'm nearly over you.
4.
Otis Creek 03:29
Do you remember the year that the Otis Creek flooded? How it crept up the bank and it soaked all the land? How it molded the cotton and washed it down river? And the bails that they saved you could count on one hand. They say she stood on that bridge for 41 Sundays. A scar on her finger from the ring that she sold. And her bloodshot, baby-blue eyes couldn't hold back the water. And the Otis Creek levee had all it would hold. Some songs sound better when they're sung in a vaccuum, where there's nothing to dread, nothing to loose. You can scream out the window, you can scream at your neighbor, you can scream at your maker just as loud as you choose. By the 41st Sunday the town folk had gathered and they stood at the foot of the Otis Creek bridge. By the time Sheriff Dooley pulled up in his cruiser the crowd stretched as far as the Kilbourne town ridge. We stood there and stared for what seemed like forever straining our ears to hear what she'd say. No one said jump, hell no one said nothin'. But the wake and ripple, it washed us away. Some songs sound better when they're sung in a vaccuum, where there's nothing to dread, nothing to loose. You can scream out the window, you can scream at your neighbor, you can scream at your maker just as loud as you choose. When the Otis Creek ebbed and pulled pack to that levee, tucked in it's fangs and ground finally dried, there were 41 souls forlorn and forsaken. Claimed by her grief and the Otis Creek tide.
5.
Kurdt 03:18
It's times like these I wanna fly away. Accept the fact that I won't die today. Save my bitchin' for another day. Just get high on smack and lemonade. Contemplate another suicide. Scratch the scars I barely try to hide. Dream of days when I was in my prime when Kurdt said angst was such a bore. Hold on it's gettin' better. I got a letter. We sing the songs they say to sing just like we're told. Hold on it's gettin' better Feet tied together Bound up like punk rock Botticellis in the cold. It's been so long they've had us under check we barely feel the noose around our neck. What a foolish ****ing waste of time we spend forcing ourselves into lines. Hold on it's gettin' better. I got a letter. We sing the songs they say to sing just like we're told. Hold on it's gettin' better. Feet tied together. Tied up like punk rock Botticellis in the cold. Hold on it's gettin' better. It's in the letter. It's in the sweater songs we sing as we grow old.
6.
Dirty Jokes 03:03
Don't bother turning on the red light. Pack your bags, we'll leave tonight. I've got a fast 442, a little rust and ragged blue but she's all gassed up and running right. You always said that we would run away. Tomorrow we could be in Santa Fe. You could wear those bicycle shorts you know the ones with the red stripe always reminds me of when we were ten. And I'll wear my Dale Ernhardt Jr. shirt. The one I wanna be buried in. A little bit of sun on Mother's Day. By morning we could be in Monterrey. I got $37.10 in my pocket. I got a car that flies low just like a rocket. You've got a half a pack of smokes and a book of dirty jokes and a picture of a signpost in a locket. You say it points the way to better days...
7.
She left just like a bullet from a gun All lipstick red and crazy from the sun And I like to think she landed in Arizona Got a fresh tattoo and finally had some fun I still get dressed for church on Sunday mornings Though I rarely ever make it out the door And her mom still calls to check in every Monday But even she don't ask about her anymore Hey Kirstie Allie you wouldn't even know me now Since I left the valley I won't drag that bag around And we're never gonna live to see that Nashville skyline We've run outta time We've run outta time I've finally shaken loose of this dusty town Threw some things in the Vista Cruiser and I hit the road Drove out through the desert under pitch black summer stars Heading anywhere that I-40 goes Hey Kirstie Allie you wouldn't even know me now Since I left the valley I won't drag that bag around And we're never gonna live to see that Nashville skyline We've run outta time We've run outta time We've run outta time We've run outta time We've run outta time We've run outta time
8.
Cherry 25 03:29
Kickin' 'round on Uncle Russell's farm, met my first true love in his barn. A cherry '25, gonna shine her like a dime. Kickin' 'round on Uncle Russell's farm. Filled her with my Rocket 88. Polished her with malice and with hate. Topped with forced induction she responds with vile seduction. Filled her with my Rocket 88. She purrs like a kitten when you give it to her hard. But she'll roar like a lion if you go a bit too far. Dressed in flat-black satin she's a tart. Sometimes she can be a bitch to start. Goose her once or twice. You can't get more for twice the price. She's my girl and I swear we'll never part. She's hotter than a pep rally bon fire. A fuel injected siren with just one goddamn desire; to take me just as far as I can go. She says, "Hurry man you're holdin' up the show."
9.
Summer 02:47
Hey Summer, long time no see. Winter's been trying to kick the windows in and Spring only brought more rain than flowers. Hey Summer, where you been? Hey Summer, you beautiful stranger. Call those bikinis out from under the rocks and tell all the girls that the surf has come back to La Jolla. Hey Summer, key the locks. We're sick of these cold Winter skies, all purple and stainless. We're smoking way too much, we're pasty but painless. And maybe we're asking too much but you know we're shamelessly waiting. Hey Summer, long time no see. We're reading the palms as they sway on the palisade and felling quite crushed by the weight of this Winter patina. Hey Summer, we're counting days. Hey Summer, we're counting days. Hey Summer, we're counting days.

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All songs contained herein were record using the cheapest available equipment. Every expense was spared. There are no guarantees expressed or implied.

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released August 25, 2005

All songs written and performed by Carlton J. Madden

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